Friday, February 02, 2007

Fan Mail

I got my first piece of fan mail today. It was an e-mail from a guy named Dan who had read my piece in yesterday's University Daily Kansan and told me he liked it. So, naturally, in my new-found celebrity, I told him to stop invading my personal life, and I slapped an injunction against him. Or whatever they would call it on "Law and Order."

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