We watched John Tucker Must Die last night. It was all right. Much better than I had been led to believe by Wikipedia. And I cracked up when the main character (the dreamy Jesse Metcalfe) described wearing a thong as "letting your best friend sleep in a silk hammock." Towards the end of the movie, I said to Persephone, "His eyebrows are luxurious." That cracked Persephone up.