Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Can't Stop the Hilarity

From an article about student protests at University of New Mexico over the cost of birth control:

Restoring the funds will reduce the squeeze on cash-strapped students, added Ambrosia Ortiz.

"So they don't have to make a choice between their birth control and their cell phone bill or their birth control and their gym membership and their birth control," Ortiz said. "These are choices women that women shouldn't have to make."

"Birth control should be very affordable."

I can’t make this crap up. I especially like how the last decision is a three-parter:

  1. birth control
  2. gym membership
  3. birth control

I feel like Deb trying to pick the perfect wig for Napoleon: “There’re just so many options!”

Maybe if these chicks would let their gym memberships lapse the fatties wouldn’t need so much birth control. Hey oh!

1 comment:

Nance said...

I saw a personalized plate today that said essentially, "future md." I realize that some day they will be rich, but aren't they struggling through med school? Should you really put student loan money towards a personalized plate... especially one that you should probably replace once you've graduated and are an md, no longer a future md. Your post reminded me of this in a random, where are your priorities sort of way.