Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Worst. Movies. Ever.

So I was reading on Wikipedia about the movie "The Singles Ward," and it turns out the girl from that movie, the one who is kind of cute but also kind of looks twenty years older than she robably really is, was in a movie called "Trolls 2," which Wikipedia says is one of IMDB's worst movies of all time. So I went to see what the worst movies of all time are, since I'm at work and incredibly bored. So here they are, according to IMDB. (I can't get my stupid computer to automatically number in reverse order, so I'm going to number these 1 to 100, but really they are 100 to 1, so the last movie listed will be IMDB's worst movie of all time.)

  1. Hercules in New York
  2. Seed
  3. Material Girls
  4. 3 Ninjas: Knuckle Up
  5. Jaws: The Revenge
  6. Demon
  7. Slumber Party Massacre II
  8. The Beast of Yucca Flats
  9. The Hellcats
  10. Feel the Noise
  11. House Party 3
  12. Legion of the Dead
  13. Bratz
  14. Little Witches
  15. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
  16. Shark: Rosso nell'oceano
  17. Night of the Ghouls
  18. Monstrosity
  19. Laserblast
  20. Shanghai Surprise
  21. American Ninja 4: The Annihilation
  22. Lady Killers
  23. Anus Magillicutty [yes, that's really its name]
  24. Track of the Moon Beast
  25. Bolero
  26. Hobgoblins
  27. The Astro-Zombies
  28. Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf
  29. Marci-X
  30. Toter hing im Netz, Ein
  31. Galaxina
  32. Araf
  33. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
  34. Daniel - Der Zauberer
  35. I Accuse My Parents
  36. Epic Movie
  37. Uchu Kaisoku-sen
  38. Howling III
  39. The Bat People
  40. American Soldiers
  41. The Honeymooners
  42. The Last Sign
  43. Five the Hard Way
  44. Gigli
  45. It's Pat
  46. Dis - en historie om kjaerlighet
  47. Nine Lives
  48. The Comebacks
  49. Bloodlust
  50. The Smokers
  51. Siren
  52. You Got Served
  53. Carry on, Columbus
  54. Angels' Brigade
  55. Kazaam
  56. Phat Girlz
  57. Ed
  58. Alone in the Dark
  59. Jail Bait
  60. Yugio
  61. Baby Geniuses
  62. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace
  63. Meatballs 4
  64. Creepshow III
  65. Simon Sez
  66. In the Mix
  67. Leonard Part 6
  68. Troll 2
  69. Son of the Mask
  70. Cool as Ice
  71. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
  72. Ghosts Can't Do It
  73. Love in Paris
  74. Chairman of the Board
  75. House of the Dead
  76. Glitter
  77. American Ninja V
  78. Santa With Muscles
  79. Car 54, Where Are You?
  80. Bottoms Up
  81. Snowboard Academy
  82. Hababam sinifi 3.5
  83. Seven Mummies
  84. Santa Claus
  85. Going Overboard
  86. Buyu
  87. Manos: The Hands of Fate
  88. Keloglan kara prens-e karsi
  89. From Justin to Kelly
  90. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2
  91. The Hillz
  92. Anne B. Real
  93. Pledge This!
  94. Surf School
  95. Crossover
  96. Dunyayi kurtaran adam-in oglu
  97. The Tony Blair Witch Project
  98. Die Hard Dracula
  99. Daddy Day Camp
  100. Who's Your Caddy?

So the good news is, I don't think I've ever seen one of these. I might have seen "Jaws: The Revenge," but I don't think so. I'm surprised that there's a "Police Academy" movie I haven't seen, but evidently there is. Now for the sobering news: I've come close to seeing a lot of these. I've heard they were bad but I still thought, "Meh, they can't be that bad." The movies I've almost seen from this list include "Slumber Party Massacre II," "Lady Killers," "Battlefield Earth," "The Honeymooners," "It's Pat" (actually I did see about five minutes of this once when I was out of town on business, but mercifully something else was on), "Kazaam," "Meatballs 4," and "Leonard Part 6."

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