Crazy Jane is going to her kindergarten orientation today. Actually, she probably won't get too much orienting, but Persephone has to go to find out how to do the whole "virtual school" thing. It's a way for all the commies and fascists who hate state-run education to home school without taking state money away from the local schools. Everyone involved gets the thing he cares about most. It's a beautiful thing.
It's not quite homeschooling, since the district is still setting the curricula, but Persephone isn't as hopped up on homeschooling as I am. She thinks she wouldn't know what to do. So this is attractive to her because someone else is setting the lesson plans.
Crazy Jane starts "classes" in August.