Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Freak of Nature

Beyond my photic sneeze reflex (which Wikipedia says is a physical deformity), I also have geographic tongue, another genetic malady, that flared up after I ate the worst chicken salad sandwich of my life. (The sandwich was free to me, but I can’t decide if that makes it okay (“At least I didn’t pay for it”) or more of a tragedy (“What a waste of a free lunch!”))

2 comments:

Nance said...

so what you're saying is you've tried the chicken salad sandwich from a certain unnamed restaurant as a sacrifice for me so now I know never to try it. thank you. :)

Erin said...

Brandon, I also have both of those maladies (though I wouldn't go so far as to say physical deformity. Malady is already quite a stretch). Do you think they are related? All of my siblings sneeze at the sun and I think they may all have geographic tongue as well but I have never taken a very close look on that one.