Friday, January 25, 2008

Reasons This Baby Is Lame

1. He's late. Three days late. I told Persephone today, "If he's not born by ten tonight, I'm not going to love him." And he only has fourteen minutes left.

2. He doesn't even have a middle name.

3. He's scheduled to be induced next Wednesday, which is, like, one of the worst days of the week for me. He couldn't have picked a busier day out of my schedule.

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