Monday, April 07, 2008

Close, But Not Quite

The great thing about America is that it’s completely apportioned out between the states and territories. You can’t be “near” one state without being in another.

Or so I thought. This missing Marine was spotted “near” Kansas, but not actually “in” Nebraska, Missouri, Oklahoma, or Colorado.

In other news, I guess I’m reluctantly rooting for Kansas tonight. I don’t know. I hate most KU fans, I have major problems with the managing of the university, and I think most big college sports programs make a mockery of the “educational” nature of the college (including BYU sports and their casual relationship with the Honor Code).

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