The most surprising thing to come out of this news story isn’t that Vince uses a stage name, or that he gets his sex from prostitutes. It’s that he’s 44 years old. Persephone liked his furry coat collar, and I thought his shirt looks like a hospital gown.
(BTdubs, the Googles has 16,100 results for “vince slap chop love my nuts,” 6,830 for “vince slap chop you’re gonna love my nuts,” and 8,440 for “vince slap chop you’re going to love my nuts.” Yet evidently Vince has found at least one woman who, when it comes to his nuts, can take them or leave them.)
2 comments:
He definitely looks 44 in the mugshot. The people who do his makeup for his Slapchop commercial should win an Emmy.
I wonder if the prostitute knew who he was.
I wonder if she knew that he said let me get my nuts in a commercial.
He looks way too old to be 44. I hope that I look that bad only when I am over 80.
Seriously... all that fuss over a bitten tongue?
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