Student 1: Who's your coach?
Student 2: We got the coach that was with Swansea last year, but he has a totally different style of football and the team has been playing terribly so far.
Student 1: Well, English teams aren't any good, anyway. Like, if you take a middle-of-the-table English team and put them up against one from Spain, the Spanish team would win. Any Spanish team can beat any English team.
A Random Stranger: Like how Barcelona beat Chelsea. Oh wait, they didn't.
Student 1: Look at the professor, talking European football!
Student 2: Chelsea wasn't the better team, they only won because they put 11 guys in the box.
A Random Stranger: But winning is what makes them the better team. You can say you don't enjoy watching that style of play, but if they won the game playing that way, that made them the better team, since the goal is winning.
Student 1: They got lucky.
Female Student: They won because Fernando Torres scored.
Student 1: Yeah, like six goals in two years.
Female Student: Whatever. He knows when it counts.
A Random Stranger: He picks his spots.
Student 2: Are you only saying that because you think he's cute?
Female Student: Oh, of course. He's the hottest guy in the world. No doubt about it.
Student 2: Chelsea won because they had Drogba.
Student 1: Yeah, and now Drogba's in China.
A Random Stranger: Maybe not for long, though.
Student 2: Look at the professor, talking current football news!