I have a new thing I want: a Fitbit Flex. (Although right now my phone's not on the list of compatible devices. What the crap? I have a Galaxy S2, not a land line.) This and a supply of that Limitless drug*. That would be sweet.
* = No one responded to my earlier request to analyze the Word of Wisdom implications of nootropics. I'm serious here, people. I want to know if I can take this crap.
NB: Title obviously a quote from Lance, the guy who can't tear Uncle Rico's fiber-woven bowl, in Napoleon Dynamite.