Men who perform traditionally-female household chores get less action, according to this report.
I don't want to get in trouble with my wife for disclosing too much information here, but I just want to say that 5.2 "adult shenanigans" per month is pathetically low in my book. And my 12th anniversary is coming up soon. I'm not bragging. I'm just saying there might be something to my laundry-less lifestyle.