Several weeks ago, our third kid borrowed my iPad during church and drew this portrait of Jesus.
Then, because I'm a bad influence, I undermined his pious righteousness by drawing a portrait of him.
He hates nicknames, but for some reason he has accumulated a lot of them. His standard nickname has grown to "Fritz 'The Spritz' MacGuillicuddy, 3rd Earl of Tootington (a.k.a. Eyebrows Johnson), heir to the Cheerios fortune," but he's also known as Baby Stink Breath (only in the mornings) and The Little Rajah (when he's especially demanding).
He then reciprocated with this portrait of me.
I can't tell if he's taking the mickey out of me or not.