Me: This concert is boring. Let's sext.
My Wife: [redacted non-serious response]*
Me: Furious thrusting. Furious thrusting. Grunt. Snore.
* = My wife sent me an IM that said, "Seriously, you can't publish sexts between us." I wrote back, "It's not a serious sext! (Is it?)" She assured me that, while it was not a serious sext, she didn't want her side of the conversation made public.