Monday, June 01, 2015

We're Terrible At This

Me: This concert is boring. Let's sext.

My Wife: [redacted non-serious response]*

Me: Furious thrusting. Furious thrusting. Grunt. Snore.

* = My wife sent me an IM that said, "Seriously, you can't publish sexts between us." I wrote back, "It's not a serious sext! (Is it?)" She assured me that, while it was not a serious sext, she didn't want her side of the conversation made public.

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