As part of my reassignment, I have to complete a professional development workshop. There is nothing in the world stupider than a professional development workshop.
The content is entirely opinions presented as facts (think of the "unhelpful high school teacher" meme). It focuses on meaningless platitudes instead of concrete directions (character traits students will have instead of tasks teachers will complete). It is the work of someone who justified his efforts through scale (Sixteen hours of material?! There must be something worthwhile in there!).
Here's one particular example. My materials read:
Albert Zauberman once said: “The worse the economy, the better the economists [sic]” This is now known as Zauberman’s Law.
Ooooh, Zauberman's Law! Better write that down and remember to use that in conversations so I sound smart!
Except when you Google search for "Zauberman's Law," here's what you get.
There is no Zauberman's Law. And it's unclear if there's even an economist named Albert Zauberman.
You get 17,000 results and none of the first page is about an economist named Albert Zauberman. Now, when you Google search for "[A Random Stranger] economist," you get 70,000 results and the first 12 are about me (the 13th is a false hit based on a misspelling, a common problem with my last name). So I'm more justified creating A Random Stranger's Law ("Professional development courses are for suckers") than the workshop creators are coming up with Zauberman's Law.