Here's an article about how ISIS is trying to help Jesus come back sooner. Wait, say what?!
Here's what I like best about the article: ISIS internal communiques about how hard it is to recruit informed Muslims, and the acknowledgement that they recruit best among the "loser" demographic.
And the second-best thing about the article is the seven-year countdown. I can hold out for seven years. Bring it on!
Of course, I'm not sure why I'd think that when Jesus said, "that day and hour knoweth no man," he meant to add, "Except ISIS; those dudes totally have it all figured out."