Sometimes I have a lot to post. But not lately. Not that things are terrible right now. They're just pretty routine.
My wife took our two oldest boys to see the new Star Wars movie this morning. Before I left for work, I told them, "When BB-8 pushes R2-D2 into a pit of lava, it's important for you to remember that it's just a movie." They didn't believe me. They also didn't believe me when I said Poe Dameron and Chewbacca are C-3PO's parents.
That's what happens when your life gets boring: you fake-troll your own kids.