Fundamental Truths of Life

  1. The small is always enough. (Sep. 15, 2011)
  2. Sex is important, but it's not that important. (Oct. 3, 2011)
  3. To a communist, everyone looks like a fascist. (Oct. 3, 2011)
  4. If something is stressing you out, stop doing it. (Aug. 9, 2011)
  5. Second Life is only attractive to those whose first lives are failures. (Oct. 13, 2011)
  6. There's only so much room for a "better story" before you cross into lies. (Oct. 13, 2011)
  7. It's much harder to be charitable when you're paying attention. (Mar. 4, 2012)
  8. Embarrassment is the mortification of pride. (Sep. 10, 2012)
  9. There's always an asterisk. (Jun. 13, 2014, courtesy of my father)
  10. People who say "I'll be brief" are signaling that they will not, in fact, be brief. (May 3, 2015)
  11. Opportunists gonna opportune. (Jun. 17, 2015)
  12. There's always a counterrevolution. (Jun. 17, 2015)
  13. You cannot listen to NPR for more than 30 seconds before hearing some asinine comment that requires you to refute it aloud. (Jan. 4, 2017)
  14. All perceived leadership problems are really just reflections of followship problems. (Jul. 24, 2015)
  15. Your sketchiest argument is the one you protect from all scrutiny. (Aug. 8, 2017)