Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Serious Strike Against Teaching

Teaching is pretty good, I guess, but it has one giant flaw: restrooms.

You don’t have restrooms available that aren’t the same as the ones used by the idiots who think the best reaction to a bout of diarrhea is leaving the unflushed toilet for everyone else to see. At least high school teachers had their own restrooms, which I assume were nicer than the student restrooms. But every time I think, “Maybe I’d like to teach college for a living,” I think, “No you don’t, dude [I call myself “dude” sometimes]; they’ve got restroom problems in that profession.”

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