So here it is: I don’t give a damn what you people want anymore. From now on, my blog is just a place for me to write notes to myself of things I’d otherwise forget about.
For instance: this was funny. Watch it again sometime.
And: remember to write up your prison stamp summary.
And: make plans to buy this shirt, but wait until after an unexpected windfall so your wife doesn’t get mad at you for wasting money. (Hint: today might be the day, what with your raise and all. Or wait two weeks until the raise actually shows up in your paycheck.)
Welcome to my new kick-ass blog, suckers! It’s all about me, like a blog should be.