Some people think no one should be denied a chance to find love. Not me. The freaky should die sad and alone as penance for their freakiness.
Case in point: White Owl, the local idiot celebrity here in Lawrence who ruins every sporting event and even graduation with his "free spirit" dancing. He just sits around up on campus and has a bunch of freshman potheads who think he's a poet or something, when really he's just a bum. Evidently, the 61 year-old White Owl is engaged to a 22 year-old budding idiot. They've known each other for a month. And the grossest part of all: the Kansan article discusses their planned sex life. I've never been prouder to no longer be on their staff.