Monday, June 16, 2008

Teams the Pirates are Better Than

Right now, Pittsburgh has a better record than the following:

New York Mets

Houston Astros

Cleveland Indians

Cincinnati Reds

Detroit Tigers

Los Angeles Dodgers

San Diego Padres

San Francisco Giants

Washington Nationals

Colorado Rockies

Kansas City Royals

Seattle Mariners

That’s right, baby: the Pirates are tied for the 16th best team in baseball. That is a huge deal for us!

Like Cato the Elder, I will now end all my speeches on the Senate floor with, “GustBuster sucks!”

1 comment:

Eastman's World said...

Boo! The Dodgers are coming back! And I'm going to make Justin a Dodger fan when he moves out here!!! And, by the way, you're not a KC fan?