You know when I quote Deb from “Napoleon Dynamite,” it’s going to be a special day.
Firstly, I read this article and thought it wise to advise Erik: just settle down and keep it zipped up. Party responsibly.
Secondly, I read this article and experienced schadenfreude for the first time since UCLA had their game-winning field goal blocked in last year’s Las Vegas Bowl. As bad as it was for the girl to be named Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, it made my day a lot better to have read her name. That’s an even better name than Chutney.
Title from "Napoleon Dynamite."