Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Who Needs Science?

This Denver television station tries to explain why mosquitoes bite my wife and leave me alone, but I've already answered this question. Crazy Jane asked once why bugs like to bite Mommy but not me. I said, "It's because Mommy's Danish and Danishes are sweet, but I'm Greek and we taste like olive oil. You kids are half-and-half, so you're a little bit tasty to them."

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