A RANDOM STRANGER: I've ruined everything.
PERSEPHONE: [pulls back covers to issue a smack]
ARS: You might not want to uncover that.
P: [quickly replaces covers and tucks them tightly in]
ARS: [farts] Ohhh! I know that one is stinky because it was so HOT! It burned my ass!
P: [smelling said fart] Ohhh!
ARS: [lifting covers to smell own fart] Ahhh! It burned my throat!
P: I haven't even fed you anything weird lately!