Monday, October 06, 2008

In Bed Last Night

A RANDOM STRANGER: I've ruined everything.

PERSEPHONE: [pulls back covers to issue a smack]

ARS: You might not want to uncover that.

P: [quickly replaces covers and tucks them tightly in]

ARS: [farts] Ohhh! I know that one is stinky because it was so HOT! It burned my ass!

P: [smelling said fart] Ohhh!

ARS: [lifting covers to smell own fart] Ahhh! It burned my throat!

P: I haven't even fed you anything weird lately!

1 comment:

Erik said...

One for the men...Go Team! "Burned your Ass" still LOL!