Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Old Man

My horribly stinky farts seem to be correlated to my milk consumption. My wife has grabbed the bull by the horns and now I drink soy milk.

Soy milk, for those of you who don't know, is the beverage of choice in nursing homes throughout the land. I think it's because regular milk (or "devil juice," as retirees have been known to call it) "angries up the blood."

What kills me is: how can a milk made from beans help with the farting? Even my kids can tell you that beans are "the musical fruit."

1 comment:

JT said...

I'm glad that someone grabbed something by the horns. I think that I smelled that hot one here in Riverside, CA.