My horribly stinky farts seem to be correlated to my milk consumption. My wife has grabbed the bull by the horns and now I drink soy milk.
Soy milk, for those of you who don't know, is the beverage of choice in nursing homes throughout the land. I think it's because regular milk (or "devil juice," as retirees have been known to call it) "angries up the blood."
What kills me is: how can a milk made from beans help with the farting? Even my kids can tell you that beans are "the musical fruit."