Friday, December 28, 2012

His German Ancestry Shining Through

Jerome doesn't just tell you he likes something, he tells you its ranking on his list of favorite things. For instance, his list of favorite soccer players is

  1. Cristiano Ronaldo
  2. Landon Donovan
  3. Lionel Messi
  4. David Beckham
  5. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
  6. Joe Hart.
His lists are remarkably consistent, too. He doesn't just rattle off players, but has real preferences. Joe Hart used to be Number Five until Zlatan Ibrahimovic entered the rankings. (And if you want to hear something cute, have a four-year-old say the name "Zlatan Ibrahimovic" as many times as you can before he catches on that you're punking him.)

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