I'm sitting in my office, and just now I was opening my nuts container (not a euphemism) and I accidentally spilled my nuts on the ground (still not a euphemism; will you grow up?!). I gathered them up, and then I had a decision to make. I could eat them or throw them away. Influencing this decision was the presence of a co-worker in the office.
So I took the gathered nuts outside the office to the hallway, where the trashcan is, and I then ate them. While using my free hand to fiddle with the lid of the trashcan so my coworker inside the office would hear the expected noise.
I feel like Lenny Leonard: "Please don't tell anyone how I live."