from Act III, Scene 1
[texting] 2 B / not 2 B? ??? [end text]
Is it better to be
totally pissed or to say
FML and die?
Death doesn't suck like life does.
It sounds totally awesome.
But what if what's next
sucks even worse than this?
I mean, tons of people have it way rough
and they could just off themselves
with, like, a knife,
but they don't.
Maybe the next life's problems are like this life's problems on CRACK?
Nobody knows, dude!
No one's ever come back to tell us, you know?
So we suck it up and just stay alive.
It's like we're total wusses.
Shh, here comes a hot chick!