Saturday, February 09, 2013

WL SHKSPR 4 DA MDRN READR: Hamlet

from Act III, Scene 1

[texting] 2 B / not 2 B? ??? [end text]

Is it better to be

totally pissed or to say

FML and die?

Death doesn't suck like life does.

It sounds totally awesome.

But what if what's next

sucks even worse than this?

I mean, tons of people have it way rough

and they could just off themselves

with, like, a knife,

but they don't.

Maybe the next life's problems are like this life's problems on CRACK?

Nobody knows, dude!

No one's ever come back to tell us, you know?

So we suck it up and just stay alive.

It's like we're total wusses.

Shh, here comes a hot chick!

Exuent.

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