Friday, March 29, 2013

Everyone Before Lohan

Remember when Patrick Swayze was said to have scant weeks to live? I do. At the time, I said, "Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan will be dead long before Patrick Swayze.

I was wrong. But even now, I can't really understand how. That seems like it would be a pretty safe bet. If it wasn't for the fact that Patrick Swayze is now dead, I'd STILL be taking that bet.

Today I IMed my wife, "The actor who played Uncle Dursley died." She responded*, "Huh. Everyone before Lohan."

*: I standardized her IM's punctuation and capitalization so none of you thought I was married to a junior high school girl.

1 comment:

Nancy said...

I am homeschooling your 4 kids... I don't have time to make capital letters in texts and IMs. Back off.