Remember ARS-Fest, my declared festival last year? Well, if you did, my hat is off to you, because I didn't. In fact, I didn't even realize until now that I had forgotten it in April.
So maybe we should just say ARS-Fest is every two years. Except that will possibly increase expectations. And if anything, everyone should be dialing their ARS-Fest expectations way, way down. Like, "below zero" down.
Seriously, dial that crap down NOW.