Last week, my wife and I walked into Aldi. Right in the middle of the aisle was a strawberry. I said, "If we were a lower class of people, I'd intentionally step on that strawberry so I could call [local attorney who specializes in slip-and-fall accidents]." My wife said, "I slipped and fell on a blueberry at Walmart and I didn't sue anyone." I said, "Are we even real Floridians?"