Sunday, my son and I visited with an older lady from church. This sister lives with her adult daughter, and the daughter was telling us about an upcoming medical procedure the mother had scheduled. The daughter said, "They inject it with semen, because she has a broken vertebra."
My first thought was, "Wow, I wouldn't expect this lady to be so cool about discussing semen with people from church." Then I thought, "I have no idea how semen helps heal a broken spine." Then, THIRD, I thought, "Oh, she's a Southerner saying 'cement.'"