MIDDLE AGED MAN and FEMALE DOCTOR, in office.
DOCTOR: How are you feeling?
MAN: My heart?
DOCTOR: Well, sure, I guess.
MAN: It's been okay.
DOCTOR: And besides that? How are you feeling about your heart?
MAN: What, you mean am I nervous?
DOCTOR: Sure. Anxiety would be perfectly normal.
MAN: Well, I am nervous.
DOCTOR: Anything else?
MAN: I just, I have conflicting emotions, you know what I mean?
DOCTOR: [sympathetic noise]
MAN: I mean, on one hand I'm scared of what it can mean, you know? I mean, I'm a pretty young guy. But on the other hand, I'm kind of excited, because I can tell people I've got angina, and if I say it just fast enough, they'll be, like, "Wait, what did you say?"
DOCTOR: The word "vagina" is not a funny word.
MAN: Then why am I laughing?