Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Wait, What?

Did I say "Monday"? Because I meant "September 1st," by which I mean, "As soon as I get around to it."

Seriously, I'm very busy. This isn't like "I only have three more levels of Zelda to beat" busy, this is legitimately BUSY, yo. So cut me some slack, Jack.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011


--pation, that's the name for that strange new feeling gnawing inside you. "What's the new 'A Random Stranger' going to look like?" you ask yourself in breathless anxiety. "Is it going to shift my every paradigm? Is it going to shatter my weltanschauung?"

Is it ever!

You haven't been this antsy since the first OJ verdict. You haven't been this on-edge since someone shot JR. You haven't been this excited since you got your license. You haven't been this nervous since your wedding night.

It's coming. And you will never be the same again.

Monday, August 22, 2011

This Is Not a Title

You all don't know what's in store for you from this blog in one week's time. This blog is going to pimp-slap you so hard you'll need a personal injury attorney, and that attorney will get you BUPKIS, because I'm warning you right now of the guaranteed whiplash coming your way next Monday. This post is a binding legal contract, fool! I've fulfilled my legal responsibilities; now the crippling physical injury is entirely on YOU. You have seven days to cancel your RSS feed before you will be forcibly entertained in ways you didn't even suspect were possible.

The blog train's a-comin'!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Not Feelin' It

So I'm back from vacation. And I still don't have home Internet service, which is definitely going to continue cramping my blogging. And I have a lot of crap I'm supposed to be doing. The rest of August is probably going to be very light on blogging, but I should be able to get back into it in September. Meanwhile, I have two exams, two classes to prepare (one I'm teaching and one I'm taking), work, and moving. Busy August is busy.

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Crazy Times

I don't mind telling you we're going to be gone for most of August, because we're moving at the same time, so it's not like you can steal my crap. Since we'll be away for nearly a month, we decided to cancel our Internet before we went. When my wife called to schedule the cancellation, the lady told her it was effective immediately. She wasn't kidding: I was online at the time and everything stopped working right then.

So this is why my blogging will be sporadic and infrequent until September.