Remember when Patrick Swayze was said to have scant weeks to live? I do. At the time, I said, "Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan will be dead long before Patrick Swayze.
I was wrong. But even now, I can't really understand how. That seems like it would be a pretty safe bet. If it wasn't for the fact that Patrick Swayze is now dead, I'd STILL be taking that bet.
Today I IMed my wife, "The actor who played Uncle Dursley died." She responded*, "Huh. Everyone before Lohan."
*: I standardized her IM's punctuation and capitalization so none of you thought I was married to a junior high school girl.